Joe: Aren't you gonna walk me in?
Gloria: No. In first grade, you have drop-off.
Joe: No one said anything about drop-off. What if I can't find my cubby?
Gloria: They don't have cubbies. They have lockers here.
Joe: Wait. Wait a second. Where's my lunchbox?
Gloria: Oh, I signed you up for the hot-lunch program.
Joe: [inhales sharply] What is this place?