Jay: All right! It's come to my attention through a series of assumptions, old e-mails and lazy sheep-like thinking that we may have gathered for no reason!
Manny: So it's not my welcome home party?
Gloria: Of course it...
Jay: No! Your mother thought Alex won an award she didn't and the dry spell continues.
Alex: [chuckles] Please, the last thing I'm having is a dry... spell...
Jay: People, listen up! There are too many actual reasons for us to see each other. We cannot afford to hang out by mistake! I love you all, now go home.