Jay: Fine. See if I care. But I don't know what you have against me today. Kicking a man off his own grill, making fun of my Mint Jay-leps.
Gloria: You made fun of his Mint Jay-leps? He did them for you.
Phil: What?
Jay: I don't know what she's talking about.
Gloria: The minute Jay created the Jay-leps, all he could keep saying was, "Phil's gonna get such a kick out of this."
Jay: But he didn't! He said it was dumb! He said it was an old lady's drink!
Phil: Since when do you care what I think?
Gloria: Always! He thinks that you're the life of the party. He wants to be more like you.
Jay: All I've said is that sometimes I envy people who don't mind being an ass because they're having fun, and I guess... you're one of those people.