Gloria: Ah, so happy that you came out.
Manny: What's going on with you? Where did you get that raft?
Gloria: It was in a gift bag from a very moving Pride benefit that I went to with Mitch and Cam.
Manny: If you want to know if I'm gay, just ask me.
Gloria: No, I don't want to be pushy. [blowing]
Manny: I like women, Mom! Why on Earth would you think I'm gay?
Jay: In fairness, you do check a lot of the boxes.
Gloria: I only thought it because Jay said that the Canadian girlfriends are fake and that Mitch and Cam had them.
Manny: You think my girlfriend is fake?
Gloria: Well, you didn't have any pictures, and at the bar, you said that her name was something like Olive Cocktail-napkin.
Manny: It's Sherry Shaker!