Gloria: There you are. We haven't had a chance to talk about anything since you got back. So, tell me about this new Canadian girlfriend.
Manny: Well, she's brilliant, but humble, beautiful, but accessible, one of the funniest people I've ever met, but, also, deeply serious.
Gloria: Ah, such lovely, general terms. She sounds a little bit too good to be true. What is her name?
Manny: It's Sherry Shaker.
Gloria: Sherry Shaker? Those are the two things that are in front of you at this bar.
Manny: Huh. Delightful!