Mitchell: Okay, I'm gonna tell you everything 'cause it is so much tamer than what's in your head.
Cameron: Okay.
Mitchell: Six weeks into our relationship, before we decided we were exclusive, I kissed someone in a bar. See, it's not a big deal.
Cameron: Okay, yes, it is a big deal, which is why I rejected a very similar advance at the same time from a celebrity, but I'm not gonna tell you who that is, because I don't want you to feel insecure.
Mitchell: Cam, we both know you're seconds away from telling me...
Cameron: It was Isaac Mizrahi! Yeah, that's right. Cindy Crawford's friend!