Haley: Oh, wow. It is not easy doing something that dumb.
Alex: Yeah, this is why men are over. I hope you enjoyed the last 10,000 years.
Haley: Listen, I have to bail on our trip with Mom for Mother's Day.
Alex: No! I have to bail, you have to go! She cried when we asked her.
Haley: But my boss invited me to the Met Ball. Her therapy dog got the flu, so I get to fly first class. Well, on her lap.
Alex: But Bill wants to take me away. This is the first time I've had a boyfriend who's not spending Mother's Day watching "Driving Miss Daisy" and pulling gray hairs out of a hairbrush.