Jay: This is a DNA test. Your mom didn't even find out until today.
Manny: So I- I- I don't even know how to react. So my whole childhood was a lie? I thought Javier was my dad. Now he's just some stranger who gave me baths?
Jay: Listen, buddy. It's not who brings you into the world. It's what you do when you're there. You're not Javier. You're not this guy. You're you. And what you are is amazing. And for the record, I've been your dad since you were 10, and I'm gonna be your dad until I'm gone. [voice breaking] I love you, and I always will.
Manny: [voice breaking] I love you too, Jay.
Gloria: [laughing] Ha! April Fool's! Now who doesn't understand a joke?!
Jay: What?
Gloria: I never dated Jorge! He's the butcher at the grocery store! I just thought that he looked like Manny!