Quote from Alex in Daddy Issues
Alex: We could do a DNA test. I could do one at the lab at school. And then you would have a definitive answer. If it comes back negative, mm, you don't even really have to tell Gloria. Jay: Well, what do you need, saliva? We take these two down to the Sizzler, and you squeegee what you need off the salad-bar window? Alex: They use hairs now!