Quote from Claire in Daddy Issues
Claire: I am very excited about the present I got for Phil. Come on over here. Come on closer. But you have to promise that you are not gonna tell anybody. Phil: [outside] Talk to papa. Claire: I don't want anybody else to hear what it is. It's a really good secret. And the present is [air horn blows] Joe: Why would you do that?! My ears are still developing!