Jay: Now see, this is when entertainment was classy. Max Feldman wore a tux, the audience smoked cigars. And his act is as fresh today as it was in the '70s.
Max Feldman: What are you, an Eskimo? You got 50 words for "snow," but apparently none for "toothbrush."
[Jay and Manny laugh]
Gloria: I don't understand why you guys like that man. He's a bully.
Jay: See, this is why we're not bringing you to his show tonight. You don't get the jokes, you ask questions the whole time. It ruins the experience.
Gloria: I understand funny jokes. This is not funny. This is mean. He just told that guy that he looked like a beef jerky wearing a tuxedo.
Jay: And that guy was Ronald Reagan and he loved it! I hope Feldman zetzes me tonight.