Joe: I can't wait to tell everyone how cool you guys are!
Jay: We're not cool, Joe. That's not what people do when a policeman pulls them over. In fact, there's nothing cool about us.
Gloria: Well, I don't think we should be lumped into [siren chirps]
Jay: Lights! Joe, there are more important things than being cool.
Joe: Uh, like what?
Jay: Look, the point is, Joe, we love you too much to let you think dumb moves like this are okay.
Joe: So, what do we do now?
Jay: We're gonna do the right thing. [later:] Officer! Uh... Where's Cinnabon?