Haley: Hey, where's Bill?
Alex: I don't know. He's probably outside. When he gets agitated, he likes to climb stuff. That lunch was insane. Can you believe Mom and Dad?
Haley: No, and, uh, I can't believe you either. You're so mean to Bill. What do you have against hot people? What did we ever do to you?
Alex: You lost me.
Haley: You're gonna blow it with that guy, and he's really nice. Why do you have to make him feel so dumb?
Alex: Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
Haley: Oh, yes, I do. Because it's the same way you've always treated me. It sucks. You know what Arvin never does? Makes me feel less smart than him. So, who cares if Bill's not a member of Menses? Look, this is the first boyfriend you've ever had that is age appropriate, employed, and doesn't look like he's dying on a ship.