Phil: Don't look at me. I wasn't anywhere near it.
Manny: What a surprise Phil feigning innocence. You're just everyone's favorite Dad, right? Where were you when you got my text?
Phil: Cam's, uh, stomach was upset, and I was warming up some milk for him.
Jay: Claire saw a moose.
Claire: I did. And that's why we were on the balcony when you texted us.
Mitchell: Well, Gloria and I were in the den. I ran into her on my way out to my walk, and then we decided to watch the moon together.
Manny: The moon, huh? Seems unlikely given tonight is... moonless! [pulls back curtain, a full moon is clearly visible] No matter.