Claire: Hi, Sam.
Mitchell: Oh, my God. Okay, you're that desperate to get into the magazine.
Claire: No. I am going to expose him for the fraud that he is. He claims that his precious little list is merit-based. When I was wearing sweatpants, he wasn't interested. Now that I've gussied up a little-
Mitchell: He's gonna put you on the cover.
Claire: Really? Do you think? Shut up.