Gloria: I'm here, casually reading a magazine, Jay.
Jay: There's my brainiac. You didn't even have to turn around. You knew it was me.
Gloria: Oh, well, Manny's at school, and Joe doesn't have a key, so-
Jay: What are you tearing through?
Gloria: Nothing. Just, like, a fashion magazine.
Jay: In English, your second language. With all that information in your head, we should be calling you "Encyclopedia Brown" which sounds like a slur, but isn't.