Sam: Great party, boys. We need to talk about the piano in the room.
Mitchell: Uh, well, yes, so, okay, okay. [chuckles] So, Cam has always wanted one, and frankly, it has been out of our price range until this week. Fun story. It turns out that I-
Sam: I'm being rude. Sam Turnbull.
Claire: Oh! Claire Dunphy. Hi. You are the editor of L.A. Woman magazine, right?
Cameron: I believe it's pronounced [French accent] "La Woman."
Sam: It isn't.