Quote from Jay in Written In The Stars
Waitress: Hey, how can I help you? Gloria: I am Gigi DeLaroca, businesswoman. Life has tried to break me, but it has only teach me. Waitress: So, you want a drink? Jay: [Spanish accent] The lady will have Campari and soda. Gloria: Hello, sir. I have never had that drink. Jay: Well, no one "Camparis" to you. Gloria: [laughs] Very clever.