Quote from Haley in In Your Head
Haley: Could you please just read my sample? This job is important to me. This is my one shot at a real career. Alex: Fine, I'll read it. And "real career"? I've seen this NERP business. Nicole Rosemary Page seems bonkers. Didn't she get in trouble for cannibalism? Haley: No. Turns out there are no laws against eating your own appendix, and it does help with fine lines. But she's a success story. Child star, Bond girl, indie darling before she lost all her money to a Fonzie scheme. Alex: Don't you mean Ponzi scheme? Haley: Sadly, no.