Quote from Phil in In Your Head
Manny: Luke and I went to a sketchy neighborhood for tacos last night, and he disappeared, and I haven't seen him since. Phil: What? Where did you see him last? Manny: He went off with this girl. Phil: With a girl? Manny: Yeah. Phil: [laughs] Manny. Let me tell you a little something about Dunphy men. When we come into contact with a lady, we leave her with a burning sensation. Let me try that again. Um... When a Dunphy man sees a sexy skirt, he's just gotta get in it. No!