Gloria: Joe, I know what your father said, but forget it. You can die from that.
Joe: Really?
Gloria: Yes. People die all the time. That's why you have to be careful. Everyone dies. You can choke or something very heavy can fall on top of your head. One time, I heard there was a little kid that exploded. The nuns said that it was because of unclean thoughts. Do you get all this?
Joe: Yes, mommy.
Gloria: [doorbell rings] Those are your friends. Go welcome them.
Joe's friend: Hi, Joe. I brought cupcakes.
Joe: What's the point?