Manny: I begged you not to go over there. I'm so embarrassed.
Gloria: Why? He's the one crying. My favorite part was when he was gasping for air between sobs, like a baby.
Manny: Look at him. He's broken. What if he never writes again?
Gloria: Okay, I'll apologize to the 12 people who still go out and watch plays.
Manny: You do know I'm a theater major, right?
Gloria: Yes, and when you're a great play writer and you go to a restaurant if you can afford it then you're gonna be nice to strangers, because that's the right thing to do, okay?