Quote from Phil in Ten Years Later
Gloria: He's very upset because 15 years ago, he missed a phone call for a job to do boat magic. Jay: That's why you've been sulking all afternoon? Phil: My life would be completely different if not for stupid fate! Jay: Fate? Let me ask you something. And there's a real lesson here. Do you like how your life turned out? Phil: Yeah, sure. Jay: Great family, steady work, bus benches? I got that call when you weren't home and never gave you the message. Phil: What question mark, exclamation point?!