Quote from Phil in It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Carol: I just found out my kids did this to your yard, and we are so sorry. Phil: Don't be. It's Halloween. It's one of the four biggest prank days of the year. It's this, April Fools' Day, and the day before April Fools' Day, 'cause no one sees it coming. Carol: What's the fourth? Phil: Nice try, Carol. The point is, you're gonna wake up one morning and find out that your kids don't TP anymore. Cherish these days with your adorable little vandals.