Quote from Jay in It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Jay: You guys want to take it outside? I need a couple minutes with El Rojo. [to Mitchell] Rojo means "red." Mitchell: Yeah. I put things together quickly, unlike your workers, which is, uh, why I'm here. Um, Dad, if this is too much for you... Jay: Now, wait a second. You're not here to fire me, are you? Mitchell: What? No. Pfft! That's a strong word. Jay: I've done enough axing in my time to recognize the look. Just do it. Mitchell: See, now, I was... I was hoping this would be more of a conversation. Jay: Never been much for confrontation. You weren't engaged to a woman six months in law school because you were good at dropping the hammer. Didn't you guys get a cat together?