Quote from Phil in It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Claire: It's not like we're taking you trick-or-treating. There are grown-up ways to enjoy Halloween. Phil: How about pumpkin-boat racing? Cam used to do it in Missouri. Take a giant pumpkin, cut the top off, gut it, hop in, sail away. Let's do it. I'm so married to this idea, it rolls its eyes when I make jokes in public. [high fives Luke]