Quote from Alex in It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Phil: Whoa! [laughs] Got me!
Haley: Worth it?
Claire: Oh, what, you're too old for a little scare?
Alex: The scariest thing is you could be a cheap pick-up line, two beers, and nine months away from being a grandparent, and you just risked asphyxiation in the fridge.