Quote from Jay in The Graduates
Manny: I'm such a screw-up. Huh. "Integrity." It should say "Perverted Schnapps Maniac." [sniffs] Oh, God. It smells like Miss Dictorian's perfume. I can't wear this. I'm a fraud. No absents? Oh, I've got one big absent, my soul. Jay: Manny, you've spent your whole life trying to be perfect, and this is throwing you for a loop, I get it. But if you just look around this room, you'll realize people make mistakes. You could do way worse than you did last night, and it ain't gonna change a thing. So my advice, try to be a little easier on yourself.