Quote from Jay in Alone Time
Jay: Nobody keeps me on edge for 500 pages then decides they're just done writing. Either end the damn story or don't even write it! Mitchell: Yes, exactly. God, for a minute, I thought I missed something. Jay: You did. The chance to read a great book on your one night alone. Mitchell: Well, at least the steak was good, right? Nice cut. Perfectly cooked. Terrific wine. Jay: [laughs] Mitchell: What? What's... what's funny? Jay: You. The steak, the book... Hell, this whole trip. You're turning into me!