Claire: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Phil, why are we the only ones in costume?
Phil: Oh, you're right, doll. Something's screwy. The invitation clearly said "gangster attire optional."
Alex: Optional?!
Phil: Ow!
Ray: You dumbasses actually did it! Jerry, get this!
Claire: No, Jerry, don't get this.
Phil: Uh, everyone, this is Lorraine's son, Ray.
Ray: Mother-daughter, my favorite search category.
Claire: Shouldn't you be partially upright on a "stages of man" chart somewhere?