Luke: Wait, this doesn't make any sense. I got rejected by worse schools than this.Why would they want me?
Claire: Why wouldn't they want you? Honey, it's not all about grades. I mean, you were involved in... in... Yay! [all cheer]
Luke: Did you talk to them?
Phil: I'm sorry, what?
Luke: [laptop slams] Show me your tongue.
Phil: I don't know what that would prove.
Cameron: This kind of seems like an embarrassing family moment.
Mitchell: I'm on it.
Luke: Blue! You can't go to that campus without getting a Bulldog Blast.