Phil: We're here to see the Dean of Admissions. We called. We're the Dunphys.
Receptionist: Ah. I'll tell Dean Hinden you're here.
Phil: Um, eh... Hinden?
Receptionist: Yes. Dean Rudolf Hinden.
Phil: I have a bad feeling.
Claire: Well, honey, you did just have two of those antifreezes.
Phil: No. Rudy Hinden, we were classmates. Super annoying, always "on." We cheered together, we... we tumbled together, we rolled around together, we were never close.