Claire: Phil, honey, hi! I'm sorry we're late, but at least we're here for the end of the game. I could really use a win on the day I drank a fish.
Phil: Drank like a fish.
Alex: Wow, a bunch of NBA players are tweeting about this bet between Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan. And they're live-streaming it, so like 60,000 people are watching.
Phil: Since when do people care about basketball?
Jay: Calm down, Phil. You can do this, pal.
Phil: You choose now to believe in me for the first time?