Phil: Now, if it's not too much trouble, maybe we could get back on schedule. We don't want to miss Sedaka's opening act Extremely Little Richard.
Frank: Good golly, is he small!
Ray: Change of plans I traded those tickets for seats to "Sexcalibur."
Phil: You what?
Ray: It's a dirty "Medieval Times."
Phil: Are you kidding me?
Frank: It's okay, Phil. I waited 79 years to see Neil Sedaka. I can wait another 79.