Manny: Right? It's a story of four women who come together to mourn the loss of the family patriarch.
Gloria: Oh, no. So sad, so very sad.
Claire: Pace yourself, crazy. We haven't even started.
Gloria: A man died, Claire.
Claire: A fake man, and if he was a patriarch, he was a fake old man, and old men die. Surely, this is a thought that has occurred to you from time to time, huh?
Haley: Please don't make me part of this.