Jay: Is that Bailey? 'Cause I think Joe has a little thing for her.
Gloria: Yeah, he did have a little thing for her. It's here. He did it again. I knew I shouldn't have trusted you talking to him, because you will let him get away with murder because he's a mini you and you like it. And you know what's worse? That you're so mean to Manny because he's different than you.
Jay: First off, Joe is not a mini me.
Joe: Crap. Crapola. Crapinski.
Jay: Well, maybe a little, and maybe I kind of like it. But why would you want to knock the Jay out of Joe? Instead of one trophy, you get two.