Quote from Jay in Do You Believe In Magic
Ms. Clarke: I asked you guys to come in today because Joe has given me a very, um, inappropriate Valentine's Day gift. [holds up red lingerie] I assume that he got this from home? Gloria: Ms. Clarke, I am so sorry. I'm sure that Joe doesn't even know what he was doing. Jay: Oh. [laughs] Looks like I'm finally gonna get to fight with one son over the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.