Phil: And your mother's not unromantic. She's just been busy with work lately.
Alex: Well, you've been married for like 25 years.
Phil: What's that supposed to mean?
Alex: You guys are overdue for the romance to fizzle out a little bit.
Phil: Oh, well, it's nice to know that some dime-store posies from an unnamed stalker have made you an expert on matters of the heart. It so happens that your mother is still very romantic, which I will prove with a surprise visit to her office this afternoon. [thud]
Alex: Let me guess you built this inside and didn't measure the door?
Phil: Card was right. You don't know your own power to be mean.