Richard: People think that cats are standoffish, but my guy, when I come home-
Haley: Okay, I've got to stop you right there. I'm not Ana, and this isn't happening.
Richard: I had a feeling. [chuckles] Can I at least take a picture with you so I can tell other women we dated?
Haley: What?! No!
Richard: You're right. It's just that you're so pretty.
Haley: All right, get in here. Ma'am?