Phil: Okay, there's something you don't know.
Claire: She used to be your babysitter, and you had the hots for her.
Phil: How?
Claire: What is the plan, honey? Are you just gonna avoid them?
Phil: I just need a minute to get comfortable with this, okay? I mean, did he always have a crush on her, even when my mom was around? It's one thing for a 13-year-old to position his babysitter in front of an open refrigerator so that he can enjoy the backlit contours of her beautiful body in the silk blouse he stole from Randall's mother. But what if he was doing the same thing?