Quote from Jay in Ringmaster Keifth
Mitchell: Well, that was a scare. Jay: Nothing happened. I know where you're going with this. Mitchell: This is why I've been hounding you about your estate planning. Gloria: No, Mitch. Don't put that horrible thing out in the universe! [spits, exhales forcefully] Claire: Dad, you still haven't done that? Mitchell: They haven't updated their paperwork since Joe was born. Uh, God forbid something bad should happen to them we don't even know who'd they want to raise Joe. Gloria: Shh! [spits] Jay: Will you stop scaring her? I spend more money on eyelashes than most of you do on health care. Fine, we'll do it today. What better way to start the new year than by preparing for the worst?