Mitchell: Hey. Another proud moment for the struggle.
Damien: Ugh. Here she comes. Martin Luther Queen, yes. By all means, tell me about the struggle.
Mitchell: Okay, you nasty little twink. You owe everything to me and all the gays that came before you. It's because of everything we fought for that you get to snark your way through high school with lifts in your shoes instead of spending it terrified, shoved in a locker.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: I was really proud of that.
[back:]
Damien: Wow. Just so you know. Exfoliating with a dry brush pre-shower will really help you with all of this. It'll make you look 50 again.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: I'm not really proud of what came next.
[flashback to Mitchell shoving Damien in a locker:]
Damien: You shove like a girl!