Mitchell: Hey, Cam. Uh, do you know a kid named Damien Warmack?
Cameron: Oh, yeah. Mean little kid.
Mitchell: Yeah.
Cameron: He fat shamed my whole defensive line. There's nothing more sad than watching a once terrifying nose tackle pick croutons out of his salad.
Mitchell: Oh, God, I'm so conflicted. A gay kid is now bullying football players, which I guess, you know, seems like progress, but the wrong kind of progress.