Alex: No offense, Dad, but I'm not sure these magazines are the treasure trove of information you thought they were.
Phil: What are you talking about?
Alex: "Glaciers: Now and Forever". "Canada: Our mysterious Neighbor to the North".
Luke: Don't hate these photos of the lost tribes.
Alex: That's a human head hanging off her skirt.
Phil: Kids, these magazines harken back to a time when man had to forage and fight for his foods. You guys have it too easy nowadays. You can lay around eating snacks saying, "Okay, Google, dim the kitchen lights."
Woman: Sure thing.
Alex: Go ahead, Dad.
Phil: Okay, Google, show me a video of a kangaroo playing badminton with a pirate.
Woman: Sure, playing on YouTube.
Phil: What?! [laughs]