Quote from Jay in The Alliance
Mrs. Braithwaite: You know what? If you don't mind, I'm gonna sign this later, send it home with Luke. All right, come on. We're done. Jay: Okay, but, uh you're definitely gonna sign it, right? Mrs. Braithwaite: Definitely, promise. Bye-bye. Luke, we should probably get upstairs and flip that mattress. [Jay leaves and then promptly reconsiders] Jay: Luke, I'm sorry. I forgot your mom needs you home for your piano lesson. Let's go. Luke: Gotta run. See ya. Took you long enough. Jay: Oh, please, it was an extra 10 seconds. What could have happened? Luke: She asked me to do push-ups while she put on her wedding dress. Jay: Wow, she jumped right to the Honeymoon Handshake. Luke: It has a name? Jay: Don't you and your dad ever talk?