Cameron: I just saw we were running out of pumpkin dip, and I know it's your favorite, so I brought you some.
Mitchell: What's your game?
Claire: Yeah, show us your underwear.
Cameron: What?
Mitchell: Why are we so understanding about Fizbo, huh? What are you hiding?
Cameron: Hiding? Shame on you. It's Thanksgiving. I want to celebrate with my husband, my daughter, my lovely family, Jerry. I think it's sad that you two look at life as some sort of game where everyone's trying to get away with something. Some people are just nice.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: They bought it. Truth is, I paid for the jamboree with money we had saved for a romantic Hawaiian vacation. I even sprung for fancy straw bales flown in from Missouri.