Claire: Luke worked so hard on this party. He made his own costume, did all the decorations. He even thought he hid that bottle of Peppermint Schnapps under his bed.
Haley: This is the kind of thing that could ruin his first senior year. Wait! I can help! Are we forgetting what I do for a living? Huh?
Claire: Uh, we remember. You pretend to be friends with celebrities.
Phil: So you can sell h- Hats?
Haley: I'm a promoter. I can go to Sophie's and talk up Luke's party.