Manny: There's going to be a million people at Luke's. He's not going to care whether or not I attend.
Gloria: Manny, is this because Luke beat you for class president? Why can't you get over this devastating humiliation?
Manny: Because something keeps me reminding me. But it has nothing to do with that. Sophie Chambers is throwing a party with a much more sophisticated crow-
Jay: You're not going to any party thrown by any member of that crooked Earl Chambers family. That bastard stole my closet company right out from under me!
Gloria: No, no, no, no, no. Don't say the word "bastard" when you're dressed like Jesus! And you, never turn your back on family. My cousin Gomez skipped my other cousin Gomez's party, and my cousin Gomez felt completely stabbed in the back.
Manny: Because he-
Gloria: Because he was.