Quote from Haley in Crazy Train
Haley: What are you still doing here? Go find him. Alex: [sighs] I don't know. Haley: Come on, it's a better love story than the one you're reading. You're the beautiful, high-class, smart girl, and he's the poor boy duct-taping his shoes with a bunch of hobos in coach. Alex: It's a $20 difference.