Gloria: Who cares about a bunch of third graders? You love being a real-estate agent.
Phil: First of all, I'm not just a real-estate agent. I'm a Realtor. I'm a member of a national association, a brotherhood, sworn to the Realtor Code of Ethics! That's what this "R" stands for. Though, lately, it feels like it stands for "regret." I know everything there is to know about real estate, and nobody seems to care. Maybe I have the most boring job in the world.
Gloria: No, Phil. Closets is the most boring job in the world.